Arrested Development Drinking Game
Enjoy. :-) (This wasn’t my idea, I saw it a bit ago by someone unknown.) Everyone pick a Bluth and an 80 proof beverage, put on a DVD (or stream on Netflix) Player 1 shoots every time Gob says, ‘Come on!’ Player 2 shoots every time Tobias says or does something fruity. Player 3 shoots every time George Sr. lies. Player 4 shoots every time George Michael or Maeby feel...
Blogs and Psychology.
Since I can never seem to really stay with a blog/theme for a while, that must speak volumes about me. Agreed?
My Cell Phone History
So, I wracked my brain and scoured old forum posts from bygone days, and I think I came up with my entire cell phone history (in roughly chronological order). Here goes: Nokia 5160 (AT&T Prepaid) Nokia 8290 (Voicestream) Samsung Q105 (Voicestream) Nokia 8390 (unlocked to use on Voicestream) Nokia 3390 (T-Mobile after they acquired Voicestream) Nokia 6010 (T-Mobile) Nokia 3650...
listening to "Josh Clayton-Felt - Soon Enough" →
30 Day Song Challenge / day 01 - your favorite song
listening to "CandleBox - It →
“Sing to me baby, your song can carry me…”
Ultimate Hot Buttered Rum
Since it’s getting cold outside, what better time for a hot buttered rum? Several years back, I came across this recipe, and it’s absolutely fantastic, so I figured I would share it here. —- Serves 12 1 lb dark brown sugar 1/2 lb salted butter 1 tsp ground nutmeg 1 tsp ground cinnamon 1 tsp ground cloves 1 tsp ground white cardamom 750 ml top-quality dark rum...
I’m listening to Unholy Messenger: The Life and Crimes of the BTK Serial Killer (Unabridged), Part 1 on #Audible for #Android. Get the app free: http://audible.com/wireless @audible_com
Want to Be a Trooper?
This is pretty odd. I’ve got this book called, appropriately enough, The Odd Index, full of strange facts and unusual tidbits. One of those is a section called “24 Representative “Self-Appraisal” Questions Asked on a Typical State Trooper Job Application” I’ll write these questions out as they’re found, and then my would-be answers to them if I were...
Just too hot.
Know what I never knew was even possible? For something to become so hot that it becomes purple. Purple, for god’s sake! You know… red hot, white hot, etc. Something I was listening to the other day described something about being purple hot. That sounds like it would be pretty painful if it came in contact with some sort of bodily appendage. Don’t think I’d be a fan.
So, as I mentioned on Twitter, I came across my old blog circa 2001 via The Internet Wayback Machine. One of my posts was from Friday, August 10, 2001 in which I detailed my then-cutting-edge computer hardware that I’d obtained. Since I can’t really link it very well, I’ll just plagiarize myself and post it here again. —- Friday, August 10, 2001 I know no one really...
listening to "Florence The Machine - Cosmic Love... →
This song is pretty goddamn epic.
After these messages, we’ll be right back.
listening to "Tool - The Pot" →
“You must’ve been… high…”
listening to "Deftones - Hole In The Earth" →
@RhondaUSA @BecksWinter “There’s a hole in the Earth…”
listening to "Hard-Fi - Living For The Weekend" →
I’ve been working all week, I’m tired…
listening to "Gratitude - The Greatest Wonder" →
listening to "Don McLean - Empty Chairs" →
Since @CriTiKuLThinKiN wanted to hear the original… this inspired “Killing Me Softly”.
listening to "Alkaline Trio - Warbrain" →
Since it’s a war-related holiday… this song kicks ass.
listening to "Alkaline Trio - Don →
“Please don’t say you won’t be going out today. Cause anywhere I go won’t be any good if you’re not hanging around…”
listening to "Circa Survive - I Felt Free (Blue... →
“…and I felt free to do what I want, because of the things you told me…”
Hello. My name is Joe, and I work in a button factory…
Rockers | RockBand.com →
This is my Rock Band stats page. I play fairly often, hit me up on XBox Live if you feel like it. I’m down for a jam whenever. Most of the DLC as well.
Just testing out a posting-via-email. Kind of wish there was a native Tumblr app for my phone like there is for Twitter.
ThinkGeek :: Ion USB Cassette Deck →
I really want to get one of these at some point, even though I can see it having pretty limited use. Might be cool in a nostalgic way to digitize my old mix tapes of yore.
I don’t care how drunk the monkey is, I want him out of the pool.