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Oct 17
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Ultimate Hot Buttered Rum

Since it’s getting cold outside, what better time for a hot buttered rum? Several years back, I came across this recipe, and it’s absolutely fantastic, so I figured I would share it here.

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Serves 12

1 lb dark brown sugar

1/2 lb salted butter

1 tsp ground nutmeg

1 tsp ground cinnamon

1 tsp ground cloves

1 tsp ground white cardamom

750 ml top-quality dark rum (a standard “fifth” bottle, 750ml, will serve 12)

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MAKING THE BATTER

1.  Put all batter ingredients (everything but the rum) in a food processor and run it until the stuff turns creamy.  Fold it down once with a rubber spatula to make sure the spices are blended in, and run the food processor some more.

2.  Scoop the mixture into a leftover container, and refrigerate. It will keep for many months in the refrigerator, even though it contains butter.

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MAKING THE DRINKS

1.  Fill a coffee mug half-full of boiling water.  The easiest way to do this is to put a mug of hot water in the microwave.  If you don’t have a microwave, then fill the mug with boiling water, pour it out, then fill it half-full of boiling water.

2.  Add 2 generous tablespoons of batter.  Stir until the batter dissolves in the hot water.  I use a small wire whisk for this stirring.

3.  Add 2 jiggers of the best rum you can afford.  When I make this in quantities for parties I like to use Myers Dark Rum.

One theory of hot-toddy making is that it is impossible to use too much batter, and you should keep stirring more in until you are bored with stirring.

Another theory of hot-toddy making is that it is impossible to use too much rum, and that you should keep stirring in more until your friends panic.

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Enjoy! *clinks mugs*